I received a one star review at Smashwords.  It reads as follows:

Thought I would try this type of storyline…my first. Can’t say that I was impressed or that I found it exciting and a turn on. Hard to believe this story…her first time and she does it so freely and loves it…in fact, wants more. The dialogue was a bit off, as well. Just not realistic. You may be into water sports, and this would be a good book for you. It is erotic otherwise. I may try other shower stories to see whether it is golden showers or this particular story that I didn’t find appealing.

 

I have received unsolicited good reviews on this book at Amazon and Barnes & Noble, as well as emails from many people. I make no claim that “I Pee on You” is a great literary work. I do, however, tout it as “porn.”  The reviewer claimed the book is “Just not realistic.” What did they expect from a twenty page porn book?

And why “review” a book with is quite obviously “an opinion” because the reader isn’t into watersports?